Boozy Bourbon Eggnog recipe from Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation (2024)

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Want an eggnog recipe that doesn’t require eggs? Try our Boozy Bourbon Eggnog inspired by Cousin Eddie from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.

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Cousin Eddie’s Boozy Bourbon Eggnog

Who hasn’t watched the National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation movie? It is one of our favorite holiday movies! And let’s face it, we all have a cousin “Eddie” or two hanging from the limbs of our family tree. You know, that certain family member that requires a little bit of liquid therapy to get through the holiday season.

Other Eggnog recipes to try:

Mint Chocolate Chip Eggnog Punch

Bourbon Eggnog With White Chocolate

Throughout the movie, we see Clark and cousin Eddie drinking eggnog from festive Moose Mugand I am pretty there is something a little extra in the Griswold recipe. Because you have to do extra when you have cousins like Eddie.“Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat, drive you into the middle of nowhere, and leave you for dead?” — Clark Griswold

Here are some of our favorite Christmas Vacation Movie quotes:

  • Cousin Eddie:You serious Clark?
  • Todd:Hey Griswold! Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big?

    Clark W. Griswold Jr.:Bend over and I’ll show you!

  • Clark W. Griswold Jr.:“Where do you think you’re going? Nobody’s leaving. Nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We’re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.”
  • Clark W. Griswold Jr.:[to Rusty] Maybe you’d oughta go up there and check-

    Rusty Griswold:(interrupting) Whoa, geez! Look at the time. I gotta get to bed. And brush my teeth, feed the hog, do the laundry, wash the car, still got some homework to do…

  • Cousin Eddie:(to the neighbor) Merry Christmas! sh*tter was full!
  • Clark Griswold: “If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.”
  • Uncle Lewis: “You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.”
  • Ellen Griswold: “I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.”
  • Cousin Eddie: “If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.”
  • Clark Griswold: “We’re gonna have the hap- hap- happiest Christmas.”
  • Aunt Bethany: “Hello everybody!”
  • Cousin Eddie: “Don’t go puttin’ none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I’d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half-hour or so. So over at the VA, they had to replace it with plastic. It ain’t as strong so I don’t know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.”Clark Griswold: “You really think it matters, Eddie?”
  • Clark Griswold: “It’s a one-year membership to the Jelly of the Month Club.”Cousin Eddie: “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.”
  • Margo: “And why is the carpet all wet, *Todd*?”Todd: “I don’t *know*, Margo!”
  • Uncle Lewis: “It was an ugly tree anyway.”
  • Cousin Eddie: “I don’t know about the cat, but *I* sure am enjoying it.”

For our version of spiked eggnog, we add the dual forces of good bourbon and golden rum. We passed on making the traditional eggnog recipe with eggs, because who likes drinking raw eggs when you can have ice-cream?

Yes, our eggnog recipe skips out on eggs and goes right for the ice-cream. And I have to say, oh baby I like it. As you can probably tell, I am not a fan of regular eggnog- never have, never will. But let me make it my way, and I’m adding ice-cream with my bourbon.

How to make Eddie’s Boozy Bourbon Eggnog

Ingredients:

  • 1-ounce bourbon whiskey
  • 2 1/2 scoops of chocolate ice cream
  • 1/2 ounce golden rum
  • 1/4 teaspoon pure vanilla extract
  • pinch nutmeg
  • pinch cinnamon

Directions:

Add all of the ingredients into a Mason-style jar and screw on the lid tight, shake until the ice cream melts and pour into a serving glass. We selected the Moose Mug just like Clark and Cousin Eddie used. Sprinkle a bit of nutmeg on top and serve.

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Equipment:

Officially Licensed National Lampoons Christmas Vacation Glass Moose Mug – SINGLE Mug

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  1. AnnMarie John says

    My husband would LOVE this. I love eggnog too, but the virgin kind. 🙂

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Boozy Bourbon Eggnog recipe from Cousin Eddie Christmas Vacation (2024)

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What's the best bourbon to put in eggnog? ›

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What is the best alcohol to put in eggnog? ›

Choose The Right Spirit

While brandy is the most traditional alcohol to pair with eggnog, according to traditional recipes, you can also use a mixture of dark rum and Cognac. If you like your eggnog with more of a kick you can also add bourbon, but we recommend sticking to rum and Cognac to preserve the 'nog's flavors.

What does Cousin Eddie drink? ›

Enter Cousin Eddie. Two memorable scenes involving Eddie are when the “shi**er was full”, and near the movie's end when he tells Clark about “the gift that keeps on giving…” In each scene Eddie is drinking a Meister Brau, a former Chicago beer which met a cruel demise as the precursor to Miller Lite.

What is eggnog usually spiked with? ›

Brandy: Makes the Most Traditional Eggnog

For the most traditional holiday experience, reach for brandy (specifically, Cognac) to spike your 'nog. It's important to note, though, that both brandy and eggnog are quite sweet.

How much bourbon do I add to store bought eggnog? ›

Aim for a ratio of about five-to-one of eggnog to your selected spirit for the best flavor. For each 8-ounce glass, add one shot (1.5 ounces) of alcohol.

Is bourbon or whiskey better in eggnog? ›

Whiskey or bourbon

Both of these spirits work well with holiday flavors like vanilla and spice, so adding a dram to your mug of eggnog is as natural as pairing peppermint with chocolate. Be sure to use a good whiskey that you enjoy sipping on its own.

Is Crown Royal good in eggnog? ›

Egg-cellent Eggnog Tips

Rum – I like dark rum in eggnog (Myers's is what I usually buy), but spiced rum would also be fabulous. Whiskey – I typically use Crown Royal, but use what you like or keep on hand.

Is fireball and eggnog good? ›

Fireball eggnog may become one of your new favorite Christmas drinks. The popular cinnamon whiskey is a fantastic base for this classic holiday co*cktail. It gives eggnog a touch of warm spice, subtle sweetness, and an inviting aroma that's sure to put everyone in a festive mood.

Does alcohol make eggnog last longer? ›

How Long Does Aged Eggnog Last? Once the milk and cream have been mixed with the egg base, the amount of alcohol won't keep it shelf stable. Simply store it in the refrigerator in the glass jar for up to a week. Trust me; it won't make it long because it tastes so good!

Why is Cousin Eddie in jail? ›

Smith was arrested in connection with an insurance fraud scheme involving Murdaugh. He allegedly shot Murdaugh last September, so Murdaugh's remaining son Buster could collect $11 million in insurance money.

Is the little girl on Christmas Vacation wearing a wig? ›

The long hair wig on the head of child actress Ellen Latzen (Ruby Sue) is obvious in several shots, particularly when Ruby Sue is talking to Clark after his hallucination of the buxom saleslady.

How much money does Cousin Eddie ask for? ›

Clark Griswald : Sure, Eddie, how much do you need? Cousin Eddie : About $52,000.

Can you put whiskey in eggnog? ›

Many traditional eggnog recipes feature brandy or rum (or both), but this versatile co*cktail can also be made with whiskey. And you don't even need a blender to make it.

Can you use whiskey in eggnog? ›

Spiced eggnog with a whiskey twist

Made with eggs, sugar, spices, and of course, whiskey, this rich and creamy beverage is sure to get you in the holiday spirit. To make Wigle's spiked eggnog, we recommend using a good quality whiskey like Yule Tidings but other whiskeys will be equally delicious.

Is spiked eggnog better warm or cold? ›

Warming it up makes the heat-carrying components — like the spices (nutmeg and cinnamon) and alcohol — more pronounced over the creaminess. On the other hand, serving it chilled brings out more of the sweetness from ingredients like milk and cream, with a gentler tinge of alcohol and nutty spices.

What is in Evan Williams egg nog? ›

Evan Williams Egg Nog

Our Original Southern Egg Nog is made with smooth Kentucky Bourbon and real dairy cream.

What can I use instead of bourbon in eggnog? ›

I like the sweetness of bourbon or rum (bourbon seems more American; rum possibly more traditional) with either cream sherry or madeira, depending on what you'd prefer to polish off over the next couple of weeks. Adding some spice at this point makes things more interesting.

What is the difference between whiskey and bourbon? ›

🥃 Quick summary. Whiskey is a general term for an alcoholic liquor made from fermented mashed grains. Bourbon is the term for a whiskey made from a grain mixture that is at least 51% corn. Bourbon was traditionally made in Bourbon County, Kentucky, and most bourbon is still produced in the state of Kentucky.

What is the difference between brandy and bourbon? ›

When comparing the two, bourbon tends to offer a sweeter and more intense flavor profile, while brandy provides a broader spectrum of fruity and nuanced tastes. Bartenders often choose bourbon when crafting co*cktails that require a bold and assertive base, emphasizing its caramel and vanilla undertones.

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